pOP sHIRT - bACOn sAMMICH
I see you eyeing my bACOn sAMMICH over there.
Mouth watering, as you watch a small bit of oil drip down the side of it's meaty goodness.
Go ahead, this is one hunk of meat that it's OK for you to put your hands on. Sink your teeth into it if you want to.
We don't recommend doing that though, I mean, it's a shirt.
Who eats a shirt?
But,we don't judge here though, so do whatever you want with the thing.
You bought it.